Thursday, 30 September 2010

Get shot in the head with a bit of realism!

Sorry, i don't know whats with my post titles....Their totally random, and are completely irrelevant to the whole post.


Anyhow, a few of you were asking me about my photography class and the photos i take for it, also one or two asked how long i've been doing photography, well i started to take this class at around March so tsince then which makes pretty much a newbie at it.But on request, i took a look around my room and I found 2 SD cards lying in my drawer. As you know, i usually prefer taking photos with a film camera, but now and again my teacher asks me to use one of his digital SLRs, which i occassionally do.

You can all go into a little debate by yourselves about film and digital, but i mostly make large scale prints and mainly focus on landscape photos so with a common mind, you should all know film is better quality when it comes to this, plus i prefer manual SLR's to get the most out of my photos. Now i'm just rambling on, and should get on with the photos.

Gotta warn you guys though, they're not that good, but you guys asked for it









                                       




Hmmm yeah, here you go, these are just the best ones i could pick out of about 1000+ pictures, and for any camera enthusiasts out there, these were took from a Canon 30D with a 60F lens (not too sure on the lens) with one picture on here i used a fisheye with.

So, on with todays blog post of random stuff?

Dressed like a nerd but i never got the grades

I'm pretty sure you guys are probably quite familiar with this video already, but it was bound to end up in one of my posts one day, so i just thought it might as well be today. 
Words cannot explain how much i love this song, just because everything in it says is everything that i would usually say, and my adequate reaction to this video when i first watched it was 'HOLY SHIT THIS IS HILARIOUS'



"So Vintage"


Canada prostitution laws gone!

Yeah, this might not be interesting to half of you guys, but i'll try and make this piece of news fun filled for you guys, so you at least know a little bit about our world, and when your at breakfast with your mom and dad. You can start a thoughtful conversation.
So news struck yesterday that, Canada has thrown out its anti-prostitution laws, what does this mean? well in Canada now, you are free to have sex with any prostitute you want legally! now i know you thought it was legal at the start, but the law at the start was that it prevented consenting adults engaging in legal activity, so technically it was illegal. I still dont know why it took so long for Canada to catch up to these laws, when everyone has just been sitting back since their own country have done their bit. Goddamn it Canada get it together.

Just make sure though, when you do go do the dirty business make sure you take your time to pick a good one, otherwise you'll end up with something like this:


Instead of ending up with something like this:




This is part where i stop and leave you with a hot piece of ass which you have all been waiting for:

But no. I'm just gonna leave you with a thoughtful quote:

The best thing about a picture is that it never changes, even when the people in it do." — Andy Warhol

A cute picture:



















And then the hot stuff.















Need some suggestions on who/what to put at the end of my posts. any ideas? leave the comments below

Wednesday, 29 September 2010

Just Gonna Post......

So, hey guys. Sorry for the lack of posts that ive been doing, at the start of my blog i was aiming to do about 2/3 blogs a day with the exception of 4. But that was before i looked at my schedule only to remember that i have to work 6 days a week and do a photography class in the mornings.
So that kinda leaves me a bit time struck and in a little pickle. I got to the point where i was endlessly trying to find an app in the app store to find a decent Blogger app for my iphone,

as you can see they are either not very good but really expensive, so it kinda sucked, and i dont really fancy the texting in thing either since i pretty much post picture with all my posts.
But seeing as i have like a 2hour break between classes and work, which is right about now. I was thinking that i would make a big ass blog each day, so itll fill up the 2/3 blogs that i would usually do each day.

So here it is:


Drugs, Celebrities doing Drugs, Drugs doing Celebrities, Celebrities are Drugs

This post is gonna be pointed at Lindsay Lohan because i just read that apparently she's back in Rehab, and all i got to say is why?!?

Why can't we just treat her like any other woman takes Crack and send her to jail....Why do we give people like her so many chances to prove themselves right and when they do, do something wrong why do the judges tolerate dumb bitches like her. Why the fffff cant we just stick her in jail and let her do her time for making an ass out of herself, its not like she'll hate it there. She's Bi, she'll get by just fine!!! Just because one person looks better, reads a script better than us, can memorise a script, or write a couple songs to influence a couple of generations doesnt mean they are any different than we are.


On a side not though, she does look pretty sexy here and given the chance, id still do her:

Jus' sayin.

This is Informative and You Should Watch it:

If you have a perfectly normal human attention span, then you should watch this. If your lazy skip this video, you'll probably get bored after 10 seconds not getting a laugh out of it.


















Consequences:

 "K.O!!"

I dont really like these sore of pictures, mostly because its not graphic enough. But this one gave me a good laugh. NOTE: I don't support women abuse in anyway, nor do i tolerate it, but they should really stay in the kitchen in my humble opinion.


To finish off, here's a picture of Zooey Deschanel:



















BREAKING NEWS

Justin Beiber found as a pedophile and arrested



Justin Bieber Found To Be Cleverly Disguised 51-Year-Old Pedophile



Tuesday, 28 September 2010

Don't Talk About My Bitch!



This is why we cant have nice things.

Omlette du fromage’d that bitch."

Monday, 27 September 2010

50 cent smacks his Grandmother

So i bumped into this tweet again whilst browsing the web whilst on the way to work today, now i gotta say... i forgot how much of a good tweeter 50 cent is, and apart from Kanye West i think i might actually subscribe to him again. Though i really do wish sometimes that he should of been killed by one of those 9 bullets that he got shot with, if he did we wouldnt have these sort of memorable tweets.

Side Note: This does not mean i like him in any way.

(Picture Source: Twitter

A Vegetarian Mind: Wallpaper of the Week - 9.27.2010

A Vegetarian Mind: Wallpaper of the Week - 9.27.2010: "It's already checked off on my list. Hope everyone has a good start to their week. "

This is for sure checked off my list. I love my life on a monday

So......

It was about 3am in the morning, and i still couldn't get to sleep for shit, and as you do, you browse the whole interwebs for something interesting to do or watch whilst your trying to get to sleep.
Well as i was browsing, i bumped into a few Dragonball clips(Yeah. Dragonball) and thought, maybe ill download some and re-watch everything that i havent watched over the past 5 years or so. So as the downloads completed one by one, i started watching them in no particular order (already knowing what was gonna happen) and this episode came one, where Piccolo(The green dude) kills Raditz whilst Goku, what looks to be Butt raping Raditz from behind gets killed with him, and this is where it gets interesting.

The Next scene is where it pans into Kamis face(Another Green dude) and then it directly goes to Mr. Popo. Remember the black chubby guy? Well aparently he wasnt black anymore, as this picture shows.
Yeah, he's Blue. I know what your thinking, "wtf why would they do this?" I dont know either, but i'm guessing the fact that having a black chubby guy who looks like he was originally based on one of those 1960's Golliwog dolls is wrong, and Blue is just right

Sunday, 26 September 2010

So This Is Happening of the Day

According to EW’s PopWatch, Katy Perry will be bringing her too-hot-for-public-tv cleavage to an upcoming Simpsons Christmas special, in which she will appear as her IRL self, while the Simpsons characters, in reference to the recent ballyhoo, will be portrayed by puppets.
I'm not complaining or anything but, if i had Katy Perry on my TV back when teletubbies and pokemon ruled the set, then i would of been one very happy child.